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Together they zip around in his CGI airplane, hang out in the front row of wrestling matches where they pull their guns on wrestlers that get too close to them, and prepare for a big hunt with the giant python the billionaire has transported in for game. She doesn’t like snakes, which of course explains why she has a huge snake tattooed on her back.
Broddick has a girlfriend named Eve, played by former Playboy Playmate and current UFO Films “it” girl Angel Boris. So there’s this super billionaire casino owner named Broddick (Think Mark Cuban spliced with a James Bond villain and played by a guy who looks more like the male lead from any Andy Sidaris flick), who also happens to be an avid big game hunter.
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You see this boa is female, so not only is this movie a showdown between two colossal snakes but it’s also a battle of the sexes. The boa in this movie is actually a good guy, although not actually a guy. The boa has only appeared in one dreadful movie cleverly titled Boa, in which it battled Dean Cain in an underground Antarctic prison. In the other corner we have a giant CGI boa constrictor.
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Nonetheless, the python is once again cast as, if I may use pro wrestling terminology here, the heel. Therefore, it cannot be considered totally evil. In the original Python, the snake killed off Casper Van Dien, Jenny McCarthy, and Wil Wheaton. In one corner we have a giant CGI python, as seen in two UFO productions. Predator bandwagon by pitting their two signature serpents in a one-on-one, winner take all smackdown. Python" feels like it has been written to be intentionally bad and as such succeeds.UFO Films, the makers of some of the lamest Sci-Fi Channel original movies like Dragon Fighter, decided to jump on the Freddy vs. But if you enjoy bad movies then give it a go because there is so much corniness and cheese that "Boa vs.
Python" shouldn't be watched if you are hoping for some exciting creature feature or snake on snake action. What this all boils down to is that "Boa vs. The only let down, although it isn't a huge surprise, is that there is very little snake on snake action and really only comes right at the end with everything before being about the over the top characters. Python" is a bad movie but I am sure the intention was to make one the cheesiest b-movies ever and if that was the case then this movie achieved what it set out to. It is why I am strangely perplexed because normally I would say that "Boa vs. It is basically a predictable vehicle which is perfect for all the intentional corny aspects although there are times when it gets so ridiculous it is more hilarious than expected especially when the big action climax takes place in a subway.Īnd as for the acting it is enjoyably bad or maybe well acted bad because every single character is so cheesy that I am not sure whether it was actors doing a good job of cheesing things us or that they were just bad. It is typical and very cheesy but as I said all of this intentional as no one could write such corny dialogue or create such terrible characters accidentally.Īs for the actual storyline well to be honest it plays second fiddle because whilst we have a giant snake on the loose and another one being used to track it down it is uninteresting. The action is just as bad with a comically macabre tone and then we have of course a typical moment of romance as Monica and Emmett connect as they go snake hunting. Python" is intentionally b-movie at its corniest from characters which are over the top caricatures to the cornball dialogue they spout. And so it goes on because everything about "Boa vs. Python" to establish its intentions when we get an early scene featuring a naked woman, it is not the only sexual scene in the movie which includes one featuring a large snake and a woman in a car, but it does scream b-movie. At the same time Broddick has assembled a group of hunters to also go after his Python in a big snake safari. Woller) enlists the help of snake expert Emmett (David Hewlett) and behavioural scientist Monica (Jaime Bergman) to try and track the Python down using Emmett's giant Boa. When an 80-foot python being shipped into the United States by wealthy hunter and casino owner Broddick (Adamo Palladino) special agent Sharpe (Kirk B.R. Technically I feel like I should be condemning this movie for being so bad but I can't because you know that to be so tacky could only have been done intentionally and by being so tacky, so low grade it is actually entertaining. Python" is bad, it is chock full of cliches, corny dialogue, cheesy characters, poor special effects, lousy writing and pretty much everything which you would normally criticize a movie for but then all of this was intentional or I hope so. If a movie was made to be intentionally bad does it mean it is a bad movie if that is how it comes across? I ask because "Boa vs.